I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
moony, wormtail, padfoot, and prongs
christmas eve, 1981
What do your lines say?
This is weird.
It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.
Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell!
It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell
I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves
wow this is scarily well done
BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE
YOUNG SNAPE THO
percentage of rape victims (source):
median salary (source):
victims of domestic violence (source):
people murdered by their significant other (source):
those darn privileged females
DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY GENDER SPECIFIC SHELTERS FOR FEMALES?!?!?!?
BECAUSE PHYSICAL ABUSE HAPPENS SO OFTEN IN THIS COUNTRY THAT THEY HAVE TO BUILD THESE BUILDINGS IN EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. CITY.
SO THAT WOMEN CAN FUCKING HIDE FROM THEIR HUSBANDS OR BOYFRIENDS OR EXS OR BROTHERS OR FATHERS AND OH MY FUCKING GOD I COULD RIP THAT NOSE RING RIGHT OUT OF HIS STUPID FACE.
Why is it always guys that look like that too.
- The main culprit to blame for there being more homeless men than women is a lack of adequate welfare programs, accessible mental healthcare, and veterans services, since veterans are more likely to suffer from mental health disorders and are overwhelmingly male and more likely to come from lower socio-economic backgrounds.
- The main culprit to blame for there being more female college students than male ones is that women have less job opportunities than men, so college has become more of a prerequisite for finding a stable and comfortable career and income than for men, who are paid better for the same job and have more career opportunities available to them with less training.
- The main culprit to blame for women having a longer life expectancy than men is mainly a combination of biology (women tend to be more iron deficient than men, which is actually better for cell regeneration) and life choices (men are more likely to smoke cigarettes and eat high-cholesterol foods for example)
- And, as previously stated above, there are more gender-specific shelters for women because women are over 5 times more likely to experience domestic violence than men are.
So yeah. There’s that.
Also, that lip piercing looks like a leech is boring into your face.
Life expectancy is female privilege.
Lets talk about Po for a minute.
This is Po from Kung Fu Panda.
He is literally an overweight
Who works at a fast food restaurant
With the worst luck
And yet becomes
Who still acts
Who still hates hiking
He uses his fat
To his advantage
And doesn’t let
His tragic past
This has been a Po appreciation post.
The notes make me happy because PO APPRECIATION
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Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
I’m convinced in 30 years Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson will basically be Mr Incredible and Frozone
More A+ Parenting by Odin
No, fuck Odin. Excuse me, but since he adopted Loki and treated him as his own son (which i do not believe, because Loki had realised Odin always favoured Thor), Loki should have the exact same rights as Thor. Loki’s birthright was to fucking be king after Odin and with Thor in exile.
And then, look at Loki. His expression isn’t puppy eyes. This hurt goes much deeper than simple tears. This is the moment he realises, he was never equal to Thor, simply because he was never a son to Odin. He was a tool, a means to achieve peace.
This is the moment when all his hurt turns to vengeance and hate.
What Odin implies, here, is, “since I stole you from ravaged (by me, but let’s not mention that) Jotunheim as a baby, you lived whereas, if I had left you there, you might’ve died. Therefore, you must be grateful to me for the rest of your days for ‘giving you life’. The fact that you tried to fill my shoes in a competent way, publicly saved my life from my arch enemy while I was sleeping, embarrasses me. The fact that you insist that you are in any way like me, or equal to my true born son, while I know you to be a filthy Jotun, enrages me. You should not embarrass me! You should be grateful to me and genuflect before me because I gave you LIFE! Without me, you would’ve died! BE GRATEFUL TO ME!!”
Well… This is what I say about that, Odin:
I never liked that argument - “you should be grateful I gave you life” crap. Guess what? NO ONE ASKS to be born. We simply show up one day and try and make the most of it. No one gets to demand gratitude for that.
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my favorite thing is people constantly reminding sebstan he’s in it for the rest of his life
can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’
Hogwarts will always be there to be completely done with your shit.